Lost And Trying To Find A Way Home

My name is Megan and I am obsessed with DCI and WGI.

You were an exceptional Doctor, Clara...

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reblog if you want to be spammed with anonymous asks

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Wife:Hello, "Jake" from Statefarm, what are you wearing?
Jake:Uh..khakis
Wife:She sounds hideous.
Husband:Well it's a guy so...

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

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thewritingcafe:

Word Tracking Spreadsheets - These sheets also have sections for character and plot information.

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delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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danstery:

talk-you-down:

icelikelollies:

you know what’s weird

hair

like it can’t be cold or warm hair

when you touch it its just

hair temperature 

this site i swear to god

i’ve spent a good 5 minutes feeling my head

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shorm:

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forever-a-trenchcoat:

actuallybatman:

iphone420:

How does it make you feel to know your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow

even though i know it wont work, i’m now sitting here trying to touch my elbows and i look like this

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#suddenly im a velociraptor

And in that moment I swear we were all dinosaurs.

GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT

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jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

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