My name is Megan and I am obsessed with DCI and WGI.
|Wife:||Hello, "Jake" from Statefarm, what are you wearing?|
|Wife:||She sounds hideous.|
|Husband:||Well it's a guy so...|
straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0
The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.
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Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
you know what’s weird
like it can’t be cold or warm hair
when you touch it its just
this site i swear to god
i’ve spent a good 5 minutes feeling my head
How does it make you feel to know your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow
even though i know it wont work, i’m now sitting here trying to touch my elbows and i look like this
And in that moment I swear we were all dinosaurs.
GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT
*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today